This is about worms
Wow. It’s only been, what, two weeks since I’ve started this idiot blog and already I’ve forgotten about it.
Good thing I have a really riveting, controversial, informative post coming up!
Yesterday it rained pretty much all day. I was coming home late and as I was walking down the street, I looked down and saw worms all over the sidewalk. Like, EVERYWHERE. The street I was walking down is right beside a grassy knoll so the worms that live there decided to have a party out on the concrete. I don’t fancy myself to be some sort of animal crusader, much less nasty invertebrates, but I also hate the thought of stepping on one of these earth boogers and having their slime on my shoes, so I always try and avoid stepping on them. But last night, I found myself literally having to take extra large steps or even jumping from place to place to avoid them, there was THAT many worms on the ground.
Now, let’s get one thing straight: NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, ESPECIALLY NOT WORMS. I increasingly got more and more aggravated with each step I took because I had to pee really bad and the hopping was mondo-straining my bladder. Then, the more I thought about just walking normally and risking stepping on these little assholes, the more I started to feel sick. It came to a point where I had to walk on the road because I almost GAGGED at the thought of stepping on a worm. Never mind that I almost got hit by a car. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? IT’S A WORM. Even if I did step on one, it probably would just congeal itself back to normal.
Anyway, I’ve added worms to my Hate List.
Ann’s Hate List (most updated)
- The shit head who dresses like Willy Wonka at Dance Cave
- Hair or clothing smelling like food (excluding baked goods and fruit)
- The Mist
- Dudes rubbing their nipples through their shirt
I feel like every blog I’ve ever written has included some sort of Hate List. What can I say? I like to hate things.