Selfie-A-Day Week #1

Full disclosure. I’m already SO over this Selfie-A-Day project. 7 days in and I’m already hating it, so don’t be surprised if the next entry in my constantly-forgotten blog is about how I gave up on it. I guess it would be different if I was taking pictures of other things on my phone and putting them up on Instagram, so it looked like I had an actual life, but as it stands, I don’t really. It’s cold so I don’t wanna go out and I just spent an entire weekend being out and doing shows so all I wanna do right now is sit on the couch and re-watch SATC (that first season was so weird, you guys). That doesn’t make for interesting selfies. Except for that one where I’m crying. It’s been a weird 2014 so far, no judgement, plz.

But maybe that’s the point. Maybe through this, I’ll learn that selfies are incredibly boring and of little interest to anyone.
HA HA JUST KIDDING. HERE ARE THE SELFIE-A-DAY PICS FROM THIS WEEK!
Selfie-A-Days 1-6
I think this adequately shows my full range of emotions: hungover-as-fuck and henious-as-fuck. Those are real emotions, in case anyone was wondering.
Selfie-A-Day #7
This is what I looked like (except wearing a black wool coat and scarf) when a man approached me on the St. Andrew station platform and said, “Excuse me, I mean this with the utmost respect, but you look absolutely stunning,” before walking away. UH, I ALREADY KNEW THAT, BUDDY.

(Seriously, what a very nice man to say that. That made me feel very nice.)

Ugh. Can I just PLEASE be a photographer’s muse so I can have beautiful, non-iPhone photos of me that I can make as my profile picture? THAT’S ALL I EVER WANT IN LIFE.

Except for being the clue in a crossword puzzle. That’s still for sure all I ever want in this life.

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